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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 3613 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!