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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4235 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!