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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4166 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
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