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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4679 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!