Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Ores Mined: 3918 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineCrafty School Server

    MineCrafty School Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

    Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PeePeePalsCraft

    PeePeePalsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Emeralds Found: 3472
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 243 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4679 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 872
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Zombie Dances: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Animals Bred: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Mines Excavated: 3817 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Animals Bred: 189
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Mines Excavated: 3253

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Towns Built: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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