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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3255 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
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