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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6893 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
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