Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 201
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6316
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Enchantments Applied: 150
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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