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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2673 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.