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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3825 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!