🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4874 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!