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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3736 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9328 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!