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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6354 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 587959 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3209 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!