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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8625 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4526 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!