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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9510 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!