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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9369 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!