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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3376 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!