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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9948 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!