Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6039 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 2545 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Farms Harvested: 336 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Crops Grown: 3125 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 162464 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5213 Dragon Eggs Found: 5051
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Crops Grown: 6717
    Mines Excavated: 2266 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 155 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crops Grown: 1639

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ores Mined: 2086
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5846
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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