Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8883
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Emeralds Found: 5790
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Love Letters Sent: 18
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ForestBlock

    ForestBlock

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LibreVoxel

    LibreVoxel

    This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SavageFactions

    SavageFactions

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Chimeras Created: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • GlacierCraft

    GlacierCraft

    Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RoseSMP

    RoseSMP

    Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Animals Bred: 173 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CiderMC

    CiderMC

    CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Emeralds Found: 6642
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HenrikoCraft

    HenrikoCraft

    Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7769 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4625

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fast forward

    Fast forward

    Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Parallel

    Parallel

    Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GenuineMC

    GenuineMC

    Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 268903 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival is a small Minecraft server that is dedicated to bringing an enjoyable, “customized vanilla” experience to our players. We’ve been running for many years, and in that time have devoted countless hours to fine-tuning everything to make our experience unique while holding true to the vanilla gameplay we have come to love and enjoy. We are fairly small, but our community is tight-knit, warm, and active. Some of the staff and players have been with us since the very beginning all of those years ago, and some were around even before that!Our gameplay and rules are simple: we use minimal plugins to moderate gameplay, and instead operate under the assumption of common sense. We have no Towny, but you are free to build in towns (or not) if you want. We have no land claiming, meaning you can build as you please and where you please, but you are expected to give people enough space and to not grief, and will be punished heavily for doing so.Our core features: – Hard mode survival with pregenerated worlds – Freely accessible creative world, and resource worlds which automatically reset bi-weekly – Quality of life features for builders such as block rotation, block “chiseling”, and armor stand manipulation – Simple economy with a server shop, player marketplace, lotteries, and a custom item auction system – Regular events and activities such as build contests, spawn secret treasures, and parkours – Opt-in late game survival content, including our “Runecrafting” system for creating thoughtfully designed enchantments which are unique to Silver Springs, and unique items and armor sets acquirable through integrated systems such as minigames and heavily customized Mob ArenasPlease review our rules in-game using /rules once you join.You will start off as a [​Player] and become a [​Member] based on behavior once you’re at >=20 hours of playtime.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Classic Realms

    Classic Realms

    Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Crops Grown: 3011 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8104 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Crops Grown: 5018
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3543 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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