Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 7503 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Animals Bred: 52
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Runes Activated: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

    FTB Ultimate Reloaded  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 37 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nexus Worlds

    Nexus Worlds

    A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kencrafters Community Server

    Kencrafters Community Server

    Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Mines Excavated: 3399 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AstroMine

    AstroMine

    Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • boolets.net

    boolets.net

    HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1484
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RAD by CraftersLand

    RAD by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OrdinaryWonders

    OrdinaryWonders

    We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3718 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GospelCraft

    GospelCraft

    Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 9974

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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