Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1124
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Steel Realm

    Steel Realm

    Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8659 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trindade Craft

    Trindade Craft

    Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VentureMC

    VentureMC

    Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Farms Harvested: 418
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MaySMP

    MaySMP

    MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 1362
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Balkan Atlas

    Balkan Atlas

    Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ProtectorsCraft

    ProtectorsCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6764
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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