Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlizzardMC

    BlizzardMC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IceCoreMC

    IceCoreMC

    An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria Void Wars

    Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forgotten Prisons

    Forgotten Prisons

    SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 5641
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games – Direwolf20

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Land Of Legends

    Land Of Legends

    Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7690 New Chunks Explored: 716091
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tulpcraft

    Tulpcraft

    Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 163 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarRail SMP

    StarRail SMP

    We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 6587
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cataclysm

    Cataclysm

    Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Ores Mined: 7791
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Amalthea

    Amalthea

    Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 116
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6407 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nexus Minecraft

    Nexus Minecraft

    [1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 67 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The bulbs

    The bulbs

    My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1007 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 265 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7441 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rencorner

    Rencorner

    ⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

    Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Potions Brewed: 74
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Craftland.org

    Craftland.org

    All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Farms Harvested: 689
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 482
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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