Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kingdom of Bjorheimr

    Kingdom of Bjorheimr

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4323 Dragon Eggs Found: 6898
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DigiCraft

    DigiCraft

    Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survival Manos

    Survival Manos

    SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Animals Bred: 87 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 823

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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