Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Adult Swims Survival

    Adult Swims Survival

    Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rising Heroes

    Rising Heroes

    Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Legacy SMP

    The Legacy SMP

    Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cosmo Survival

    Cosmo Survival

    Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 New Chunks Explored: 405458

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mines Excavated: 3428
    Towns Built: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 925
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8156 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 299
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 1426
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Animals Bred: 157
    Emeralds Found: 6207 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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