Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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