Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Enchantments Applied: 160 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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