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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5346 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!