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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4214 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!