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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4129 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!