Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • 5 Cent Minecraft Server

    5 Cent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4695 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

    LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

    Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

    And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

    So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • No Apology Accepted!

    No Apology Accepted!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

    So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

    CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

    One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LoudCarLamentCraft

    LoudCarLamentCraft
    Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

    So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BidenCraftUltimatum

    BidenCraftUltimatum
    So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

    Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 982807 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Jumping Universe Showdown

    Jumping Universe Showdown
    Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

    NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!
    Server Name NovarusMC
    Type Geopolitical Minecraft Server
    Features – Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
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    FAQ

    1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

    Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

    2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

    There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

    3. How are ores separated between biomes?

    Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

    4. Can I start wars on the server?

    Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

    5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BondCraft Minecraft Server

    BondCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

    Grid Mania Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LessonsInMinecraftSMP

    LessonsInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

    Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyTerrorMasters

    CraftyTerrorMasters
    u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

    our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 4990

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

    Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash
    so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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