Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

    SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
    yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

    imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

    ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
    LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7368 Players Killed by Monsters: 5664
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Welcome to Akoot & Co
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 239 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

    PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Alien Abductions: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCanuckRx

    CraftyCanuckRx
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 New Chunks Explored: 433215
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Wild West Therapy Town

    Wild West Therapy Town
    yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Animals Bred: 63 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    CaseOh is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop sounds. With a growing fanbase and a distinct style, CaseOh is making waves in the music industry. His dynamic production skills and catchy melodies set him apart from the crowd, establishing him as an artist to watch in the future.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server

    ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server
    Greetings! Thank you for deciding to look here. I wish you a good mood and a pleasant game on our or any other server!

    StellarVolt is a new survival server in Minecraft with industrial-space and realistic mods.

    Website – https://stellarvolt.orgLauncher – https://stellarvolt.org/?mode=statics&id=startDiscord – https://discord.gg/VvWStZmF6Y

    – The server is located on version 1.12.2, although this version is far from new, it is one of the most stable and optimized, and also has a huge range of mods for every taste. The disadvantage of the version is compensated by the FutureMC mod, which adds some of the content from the new versions of 1.16.x.

    – The server does not have private parties in the usual sense; instead, a clan-like faction system is used, which allows players to create their own factions, control and defend their territories, and also interact politically with other factions.

    – The collection of mods includes more than 50 different modifications, the main ones include: Galacticraft, Immersive Engineering, Tough As Nails and an analogue of Flan’s. Despite the number of mods, the assembly is optimized and should produce acceptable FPS on weak devices.

    You can only access the server using the project’s special launcher. “Why is it needed?” – you ask.– Well, firstly, it’s convenient, you don’t need to constantly reinstall mods manually, because of some minor changes, the launcher will do it all on its own.– Secondly, you don’t need to have a license to log into the server, since the project uses its own player system, which also allows you to install your own skins and capes, including HD quality.– And thirdly, this is additional protection from dishonest players who use cheats or hack accounts.

    Main server mods:‎‎‎Industry– Immersive Engineering– Immersive Petroleum-Galacticraft– IronChest

    Weapon– Expansive Weaponry (Similar to Flan’s mod)

    Survival– Tough As Nails– Serene Seasons-Food Funk– HarvestCraft

    Realism– Realistic Terrain Generation– Dynamic Trees– YUNG’s Better Mineshafts

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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