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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5776 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 847 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).