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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8450 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).