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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2886 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).