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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2355 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 333211 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3738 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).