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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7278 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).