RadCraft: Where even the creepers are cool

#revelation, Community, complaint, Contribute, Cool, CREEPERS, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum users, internet, moment, obvious, ONLINE, Participation, post, rad, RadCraft, Read, social media, soiled underpants, Thoughts, web forum, Whining

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Votes:	8760	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	466
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	545
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	8625
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9742	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3184
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8175	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Farms Harvested:	301	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Dragon Eggs Found:	6221	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	7570	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	8298

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?