r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Animals Bred:	43	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7837
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5234	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.