r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Armor Forged:	24	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	6532

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	523
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2440	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	4805	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.