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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	7845
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8163
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	195
Villages Defended:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3403	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	273	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.