r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Team_SAO

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UMBCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pvplab

bedrock, Factions, hcf, KitPvP, Skyblock, smp, Survival

PvPLab [1.8-1.20] – PvPLab is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Skyblock [1.8-1.20]Factions [1.8]Kitmap [1.8-1.20]Survival [1.20] and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DormantMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Andromeda

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival

• Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lokapsos network

Bed wars, Box, CTW, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Welcome to LOKAPSOS NETWORK!Versions ➽ 1.8-1.20

We are a server which has been active for many years now, giving our players different and unique modalities, we have a large and active community in which you will be very comfortable and of which we hope you will be part, so… What are you waiting for to join?

We currently have the following modalities:

Survival 1.19 ➽ This mode is a survival custom which has many things such as:

► Rankings.► Vehicles.► Tradeos.► KoTHs.► Special enchantments.► Mobcoins.► Dungeons.► Pets.► Dragons…

AND MUCH MORE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN! Go to mc.lokapsos.es now and enjoy the server, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TFM Network

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Greetings,

The TFM Network is new and is still under development! We aspire for greatness and hope to bring tons of fun games for you to be a part of. Our goal here is to provide a fun, relaxing setting where we can come to chill and unwind. This is an adult server but all ages are welcome.

Currently available are Creative and Survival game-modes, with Hardcore being added within the next few weeks! We have a schedule to release custom PVP and Mini-Games in the next few months and well always be working toward creating more.

We invite you to come join us as we work to create something unique and entertaining! – TFM Staff

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiloPlex

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The SILOPLEX is a dedicated Minecraft server for adults who want to create large (sometimes small) projects in a fun and cooperative environment. MUST BE WHITELISTED. Apply at: https://forms.gle/vtNDjBrud3qTcpuT7

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Yt smp

its an atrnos vennela and can be stoped

JOIN DISCORD

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kyoto

Survival, Vanilla

kyoto.apexmc.co

A mountain rises Snowy covered peaks and fire Lakes of glowing warmth

The nether is dark Faroff lands are closer Desert waits at night

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlcokCraft

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the BlockCraft community! the recently launched server is perfect to connect with new friends. take your place in our fun and friendly community! including our helpful staff members here when you need them! With skyblock build islands with your friends and have fun! More games coming soon such as factions 🙂 Don’t forget to vote to add money to your balance! HAVE FUN

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Plutoniummc

op prison, Prison, PvP, Slimefun, Survival

Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

-> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelGenesis

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Explore the vast forest, the deep oceans, the strong winds, the rocky mountains, defeat strong opponents, build your kingdom with your friends and be the best of them all with your Pokemon on PixelGenesis. Expect regular exciting custom content to fully enhance the experience for you and your friends and never run out of things to do while setting the example for player focused fun gameplay.

IP: play.pixelgenesismc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/PXvK63H Website: https://www.pixelgenesismc.com/

Want to play pixelmon? Here’s the download links Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelgenesis-pixelmon.1703290 Direct Download: https://www.reforged.gg/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vergie Ransom

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games

server with a special atmosphere, carrying unlimited possibilities. Music, Gadgets and more. With us you can easily find friends who are in their the turn will be for you, as a family, and you, for them, will be an example of friendship.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The real 3b3 anarchy

Anarchy

This is the original 3B3 Realm, now it;s own server with a lot more resources. Come have a good time with us, go wild, and let’s continue to row this together.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.