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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9036
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	2678	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	4568	Star Shards Collected:	176
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!