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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1198	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	350704
Ores Mined:	7764	Crops Grown:	2862

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9580	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	129
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2148

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6232	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	2667

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	208432
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!