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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	221772
Animals Bred:	72	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	574	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1275
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.