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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	268	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	148
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!