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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7622	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6896
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	4980

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	7374

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	688
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	1186
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8162

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9007
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!