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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5760

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MugPlanet – Family Friendly Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Howdy Folks! I’m so excited you want to inquire more about our server! MugPlanet is a collaboration between two older servers; DonutCraft and MugPlanet. We currently have four seperate worlds with their own features and gameplay: Survival – Your plain survival world. Creative – Just as the name says. Claim a plot and start building! Minigames – We are always working on a new Minigame, so get some friends together and check them out! Event – This world changes frequently, so check back often! We have a few simple rules in place to keep MugPlanet happy, healthy, and family friendly. You must agree to our rules upon first join to play! On Behalf of Mugplanet, – DonutyBuffalo, Owner

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Avatar survival

Server IP: 178.33.46.53:25595

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	167

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

E-Public | Anarchy Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FlosMine

Economy, Survival

FlosMine is small, but at the same time so big. Our idea of survival is just to produce a small boost in the economy for players, after which you are on your own. In our server store, you can sell goods for only 20,000 marks, after which more money You can only get money by trading with players and voting.

On the server you can find the griefless Construction world Hypnos, PvP and resource land Artemis, the nether world Hades and The End world Erebus.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Icemc network

Survival

If you are looking for a different experience when playing Minecraft, then you need to enter our Network, as we have the following modalities:

» Survival Semi-Vanilla 1.0 [1.16x – 1.20.1]» Classic Survival 1.3 [1.16.x – 1.20.1]» BoxPvP 1.1 [1.16.x – 1.20.1]

But that’s for now!Well, we constantly update, with the aim of adding more modalities; and above all, to keep our current modalities updated.

Otherwise, IceMC Network is considered one of the best non-premium Minecraft servers, as we guarantee the following:

✔ Good connection to South America.✔ Daily updates on everything.✔ Extremely cheap ranges.✔ Active, mature and constantly growing staff.

Ready to live a new experience?

Store: store.icemc.usDiscord: discord.icemc.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Clientos Craft

Survival

Clientos Craft a Minecraft survival server. Where the goal is to, well survive. I have some socialmedias. Youtube:Clientos Twitch:Clientos Snapchat:clientoos Twitter:clientos1

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

McKindred

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are currently in 1.15.2 Friendly staff and everyone is welcome! Server Name: MCKindred Server Location: America Server Address: mckindred.my.pebble.host Version: 1.15.2 Game Play Type: SMP Description: New Friendly Survival server with Towny, McMMO, Economy, and more!

Rules: Respect staff. No griefing., No hate speech, No advertising, No asking for items or ranks, no spamming, have fun!

Feel free to ask any questions. Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Screennetwork

FullPvP, Mining, Op items, op prison, Rankup

We are the Brazilian Rank UP reference. On our server, you can count on innovative systems (never seen before!) and play with a huge community at the same time (we’ve already had 1500 players connected simultaneously!).

YouTubers like BielSwift, Nerdstone, Canal MasterKing and many others have already created dozens of content on our server.

What are you waiting for to join us?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KitRealms

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

We are a server with a unique KitPvP/Survival feel to it! We are currently looking for staff members and we are still under development. KitRealms is a highly developed server that we have spent months on creating. We have cool ranks, crates, kits, etc. We also have a massive KitPvP arena that anyone can fight in! Feel free to check out our server trailer!

Server Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOYWZdSJbA

(Discord Server) https://discord.gg/fNYwwCG

Feel free to join our server!

(Server IP)

play.kitrelams.net play.kitrealms.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft ist cool

4Fun

Cool server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	5718
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RupticMC | Vanilla & Modded

Economy, FTB, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Our server is dedicated to improving our players’ gameplay by enhancing the regular Minecraft environment! We currently have two modded servers and a survival server that you all can play on! We will soon have many more servers including Vanilla servers!

Servers: Hub Server: play.rupticmc.com (UNDER RESET) Survival 1.8-1.17.1 Server: surv.rupticm.com Chaotic Crusade Mod Pack Server: cc.rupticmc.com SkyFactory 4 Mod Pack Server: sf4.rupticmc.com

Extras: Our Website: https://www.rupticmc.com Our Discord: https://discord.io/RupticMC Our Webstore: https://store.rupticmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	336
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Saturn network

Bungeecord, Discord, Factions, Skyblock

Saturn Network is a minecraft server from Serbia. Currently we have SkyBlock on the server, but in the future we plan to add another server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelUHC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

You can play UHC on this server, there are 3 rounds of 20 min. There are 2 teams of up to 16 players. if a team has survived last that team has won. You get 20 min first to collect stuff, then 20 min to collect stuff and then the death match where the 2 teams fight with the survived people until one team wins.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Play.CorruptFacs.net

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Factions, raid, fight, ftop rewards, and so much more the server is coming out very soon join the discord to stay alert.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraftcool

4Fun

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!