/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	287	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Love Letters Sent:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3666
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	100195	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!