/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

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Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6584
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9829	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	9437	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	967	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4470	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.